Monday, March 9, 2009

Random Funny Things My Kids Say - Part 26

We are in the car driving to take the older two to Korean school which Angus loathes. Stuck in traffic, Youngest lets out a huge burp. Recently this little critter has been letting out linebacker sized burps which is hysterical coming from this tiny 5 year old frame.

In the car, the girls are cracking up over the loud burp when Youngest rips out another, huger one. It's actually quite startling.

So I ask her, "Are you burping on purpose?"

"Yes," she answers with a big grin. "My body is a burp factory."

Angus is howling and shouts, "Do another!!!"

Youngest opens her mouth and nothing comes out.

"Sorry," she says. "The factory is now closed."

20 comments:

Kappa no He said...

As long as the factory doesn't have a basement... ha ha ha!!

They are all so adorable!

terrie

Alex Moore said...

precocious lil one ;) what a cutie.

Chris Eldin said...

Sorry I haven't been around as much lately. I don't even know what to do with my own blog...feeling in a funk. But as long as the burp factory re-opens in the morning, all is well!
:-)

thespectacleblog said...

Ha! So funny! Can't wait until my little guy can talk.

Your blog design is so beautiful, by the way.

Parker P

laughingwolf said...

lol... seems bodily sounds are universally funny :)

LarramieG said...

The factory is probably downsizing. ;)

Kim Kasch said...

Burpalicious! They are 2 cute.

lishacauthen said...

Don't usually think other people's kids are funny, but this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Whirlochre said...

So that's why my pants flew off in the street the other day.

I knew there was something in this "butterfly effect" mullarkey.

Carrie Harris said...

Snarf. Something tells me that I know where they got their sense of humor from...

LauraBlue said...

Aww you're kids are so funny. :)

Christina Farley said...

That last line is halarious. Just love your girls

J. L. Krueger said...

You better just hope she doesn't open a fart factory!

What a wee darling!

spyscribbler said...

ROFL, I was going to say what J.L. said, LOL! Wow, at 5? She's going to be something, isn't she?

Aerin said...

LOL @ Whirl

The factory's closed b/c of the unions...

Rose Pressey said...

Lol. Cute!

Kiki Hamilton said...

Hilarious! Unfortunately, I can imnagine it perfectly. My very petite 13 year old has what we call hic-burps... always a charming and lovely event....ahem....

JaneyV said...

I have a burp factory of my own. Love your girls. They would get on so well with mine who are very given to windy entertainment too.

Steve Malley said...

Love these! How is it your kids are so cute, and so many other children I meet come with the spinning-around heads and glowing red eyes?!

Lana Gramlich said...

*LOL @ the factory is closed!*

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